The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect,spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired "Trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,Pete. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Pete smirked and said, "I'm going to go get her."
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