June 21, 2007

I'll do anything...

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.

He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man
notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.

Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and
whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for
$20... But, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.

The man replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."

The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill
from her purse, which she presses
into the man's hand along with her address.

She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says,
"Clean my house!"

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